American Male Pigs
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Today in this great country of ours, there is an animal that stalks the
face of our land. An animal that'll stop at very little to obtain it's nightly
goal. Some women have unjustly classified this animal a Land Shark, along with
an assortment of other colorful names. Little do the women of this ....
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.... Those who don't,
and those who do, that you won't do.
The last group and by far the least important, are those who would do
Anything with Anyone that you won't do. These women aren't usually very
attractive. They are more often than not, quite heavy. They are NOT desirable.
These are the women, who after you've been drinking heavily all night, at 2:00
A.M. still don't look good. You can see them lined up at the exit to every bar,
looking quite sad, lon ....
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Word count: 1350
Page count: 5 (approximately 250 words per page)