How To Write An Essay The Proc
Beginning of paper
rastinator's Way
With immaculate planning, reserve an entire afternoon for the greatest composition you will ever write. Neatly arrange all of your reference materials, and be proud of your superior organisational abilities.
Put paper in your printer, all ready for the big essay you're about to st ....
Middle of paper
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Check your e-mail again. Again. And again. Read over every e-mail you have ever gotten; maybe someone mentioned writing a paper just like yours, which would help immeasurably.
Use the "word count" feature on Microsoft Word. Obsessively. Claim it's wrong, and count all the words manually to check this.
Blame your lack of progress on an old junior high school English teacher, who never did teach you how to write properly. Compose a letter telling the teacher just what you think of ....
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Word count: 698
Page count: 3 (approximately 250 words per page)
