Red Badge Of Courage
Beginning of paper
What n' tarnation is this? We have t' fit the hull damned rebel army?
Damn, look at that thar army. Looks lik a buncha grey fittin' wombats from
hell made o' steel! By ginger, them grey's is a chargin' fast!
An' ar lieutenant wants us tuh fight them? We just fought a lil' bit
ago. That lieu ....
Middle of paper
.... grey's are uh commin' fastur n'
fastur. I'm a thinkin' it's gonna be a low hour if I don't get a runnin'
soon here. It's uh time t' drop meh rifle and m'hat... Sweet Jesus I'm a
commin' to Isreeil'!
Heh heh... And look it deh lieutenant now. He's a runnin' like the
sky's a fallin'. Damn neer busted his shoulduhr tryin' to run. Them grey
wombats are gonna womp on all dem soldr's behint me so I'ze a better get a
move on. Lucky I ain't back wit dem.
Thar's shells all 'round me, ....
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Word count: 391
Page count: 2 (approximately 250 words per page)
