Creative Writing: A World Without Engineers
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Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, on the planet Zovirax,
there was an evil king, King Syphilis, who was mighty pleased with himself, for
he had just banished all the engineers on the planet to work in the Pixie Stick
Powder mines on the moons of Gluteus. "You see," he told his sycophan ....
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.... the servant. "You banished all
the chemical engineers to the powder mines, so we cannot make the intoxicating
chemicals anymore."
King Syphilis was quite mad. Nobody talked back to him and go away with
it. "Bring me my plutonium phasor gun, so that I may vaporize this impudent
guy," ordered the king.
"I'm sorry, my good King Syphilis," replied another servant. "Since you
deported all the nuclear engineers to the powder mines, we have been unable to
operate the plutonium powered phasor g ....
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Page count: 2 (approximately 250 words per page)
